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TYHP
03:38
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TYHP!
Verse:
Two of us gather, 5 hours to Midnight, The witching hour of hunger.
Waiting and waiting for this time,
to satisfy our strong desire!
Sticky rice with chilli and spice,
mince the pork so yummy and nice! Angus Beef, I want a thousand slice! Slaughter the lamb, ritual Sacrifice, Argh!
Chorus:
Inside my mouth, you will feel the grind.
It is too late, there’s no way to hide.
Early death for your reincarnation.
There is no use for praying, you have no religion!
Feeling the heat in the burning lava, As you slowly disintegrate...
Swim for your life getting out of there, But you’ll end up in my guts instead!
Two wooden sticks, picking up your body, Lifeless and still, but you’re hot and tasty. Soaking you in a pool of black,
Where is your soul and your dead comrades’?
Gratify our hunger, is what you’re born to do. It could worse, you could be locked up in a zoo. Horses Neigh and a cow does MOO.
Maybe next time, we will try some kangaroo!
Bridge:
Creatures of the sea, you will not be spared! Your ability to swim doesn’t get you anywhere. Resign to fate, you are about to Die!
I will be swift and quick, this is not a lie!
TYHP!
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Verse:
Endless screaming like banished banshees,
Sent from the 7th depths of hell.
The blistering earache, impales through the heart, All around corpse of angels fell.
War enrages with no signs of ceasing,
It seems like all hopes are lost.
Left with nothing but despair and horror, The last two battle on!
Conjuring, the cloak of sleep,
Promising the last chance of silence.
Summoning the Sandman, the lord of all dreams, To end it all without violence...
Pre-Chorus:
Breathing slowly, calmly awaiting, Eyes are closing...
slumber takes over.... NOT!
Chorus:
No Sleep till, No Sleep till, No Sleep Till, No Sleep!
No Sleep Till, No Sleep Till, No Sleep till the Devil knows when!
Spoken Bridge:
We are the last two survivors, facing the devil herself.
She has no need for her underlings or her disciples from hell. Sleep will eventually conquer but patiently we wait,
As seconds tick by the hour is getting late...
Clean Vocal Verse:
Hey you devil, don’t say a word, I’m gonna buy you a mockingbird.
If that mockingbird won’t sing,
I’m gonna buy you a diamond ring.
If that diamond ring turns brass, I’m gonna buy you a looking glass
If that looking glass goes broke, I’m gonna get you a billy goat
If that billy goat won’t pull,
I’m gonna get you cart and bull
If the cart and bull won’t bend,
There’ll be no sleep till the devil knows when!
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Thundering The Hammer
05:01
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Verse 1:
Arrogant and fierce; we are the Hammers. Not for weak and the meek.
Face us at the battle fields,
Bloody revenge we will Seek.
The Devils and Liver Bird in Red We have all once destroyed them! Lions and Eagles all painted in blue, In abattoir, like slaughter lambs.
Chorus:
No time to lose, as seconds tick pass, Rave and raid, nothing ever last! Thundering the Hammer!
Pounding our weapons in the speed of light, Once we get you, better struggle all your might! Thundering the Hammer!
Claret and Blue for over hundred years,
All who have heard of us, will tremble in fear! Thundering the Hammer!
Verse 2:
Cracking hard Skulls, Spilling of the Brains Relentless Assault we are totally insane
Bow down to us, or you will suffer pain!
For we are the Hammer in our God’s Ordain!
We are here to command and conquer, Cross the land and seven seas!
Raising our hammers tall with Pride, We will claim our victory!
Outro:
Thundering the hammer, making Thor Proud.
See! Oh Wise Eyes, Deafening and Loud!
Thundering the hammer,
Arriving at the great hall!
See! Oh Wise Eyes,
Crushing the mighty, make them fall!
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Verse 1:
Zumalacárregui, the General from Spain.
Tomas, was his first name.
His troops and himself fought bravely to defend,
But a lot of them died in vain.
While warring at the Battle of Tudela!
Tomas and his man, gave their all...
But the French was too strong for his troops to carry on,
Doom and death was all he foresaw.
Verse 2:
4,000 died and 3,000 prisoners,
had sacrificed for this war!
He ran and escaped for a thousand miles,
From the land he had much adore.
Tired, desperate and hungry for food.
He ended up at a farmhouse.
Commanding like a general, demanded a meal,
He was served with a better dish....than steaks from cows!
Chorus:
I COOK THE OMELETTE, SPANISH STYLE!
Verse 3:
They took pity and harbor Tomas in,
Eggs and potatoes were all they had,
They found some spices and some onions,
And a legendary dish was set.
The general found this dish so great,
It was easy damn to prepare!
Plagiarizing, the ladies’ effort,
He took the recipe, back to camp and shared!
Bridge:
Big Potatoes cut in thin slices,
And sometimes in small dices!
Peppers, in green or red!
Thick Chorizos, not for misers!
3 or 4 or sometimes 5,
Eggs beaten till they yellow.
Fry them together in a burning flame,

Killer meal for a fellow!
Tortilla de patatas
is what they call it in Spain! It is so damn delicious,
The cravings are just insane!
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Funeral For The Rays
06:28
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Spoken Verse:
Wailing, Crying, Helpless,
I know that you are dying.
To live it to die, there is no denying.
One out of ten survived, and one life we must cherish.
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Evil Singing Pandas Singapore
Evil Singing Pandas was made up of Remy Fan from Singapore and Rex "The Sex" Viperon from Bangkok, Thailand. Rex left in Nov
2021 to focus on his other projects. We wish him the very best.
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